Joeann Hoyt: And Jesus said to Lazarus: Get up and walk!.... nothing... so he repeated: Get up and walk!.... again nothing happened... so he said to him for the third time: GET UP AND WALK!.....nothing! So he turn toward his aides and whispered ( bring me another one this is really dead)
Keven Drumgole: Descartes is sitting in a bar having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another."I think not," he says, and vanishes in a puff of logic.
Blaine Connett: Leprechaun walks into a bar, jumps up on the stool and orders a scotch. Seconds later, he looks over at this burly biker at the end of the bar, gets up, runs down to the end of the bar, and *pfffffffftttttt*, sprays liquid into this guy's face. Then he runs back down to his seat, sits down and orders another drink while the biker's going "What the f*ck man?". Leprechaun downs the drink, gets up, runs down to the end of the bar again, and *ppppppffffffffftttttt*, spits into this guy's face agai! n. Then the biker calls the bartender over and says, "you tell that ******' midget if he does that again I'm gonna rip his dick off!", so the bartender walks over and says to the leprechaun "Hey man, he said if you don't cut that sh!t out, he's gonna rip your dick off". The leprechaun says, "We leprechauns don't have *****". So the guy says, "You don't? How do you piss?" Leprechaun: *ppppfffffffffttttt*...Show more
Roselee Mczeal: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=200705...I just did--tell me what you think--what kind of cereal would your religion be?
Lissette Semon: God, the creator of the universe became a man, and was flogged by his creation. I can't think of a bigger joke
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